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Q. Why do fish swim in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Lettuce 
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of here, we're freezing!

Q. Why did the music teacher get locked out of his classroom?
A. He left his keys in the piano!

Q. What did Mars say to the sun?
A. You're hot!

Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A.  To get his quarterback!

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?
A. Because seven ate nine!

Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?                              She wanted to see time fly!

 

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