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Q. Why do fish swim in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Lettuce out of here, we're freezing!
Q. Why did the music teacher get locked out of
A. He left his keys in the piano!
Q. What did Mars say to the sun?
A. You're hot!
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback!
Q. Why was six afraid of seven?
A. Because seven ate nine!
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